I am Shawn, a kid who is a freak. Don't worry; I'm pretty open about it. I'd like to meet new peeps.

 

dinglehoppersaplenty:

godlegos:

tahthetrickster:

rnedia:

a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right

a group of peacocks is called an ostentation

a group of crows is called a murder

#a group of sociopaths is called a fandom.

(Source: drarna)

capsiclesandironhearts:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:


theshoutingendoflife:


piratefaafy:


elevensies-:


they said it couldn’t be done


venn piagram


THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.


WHAT IS HAPPENING


omfg just imagine dean winchester’s face when he sees this

capsiclesandironhearts:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

omfg just imagine dean winchester’s face when he sees this

(Source: blaaargh)

nevermoretogoastray:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Tony’s face in the third panel legitimately makes my day xD

(Source: onac911)

papertowns-paperpeople:

foodlovingmermaid:

mysticfeather:

oceanaroll:

charleneeeeeee:

29knutstoasickle:

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

Emma’s reaction though 

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

i love how dan doesn’t even think or blame emma he just put’s it back and it never even happened

we should’ve known dan would lead a life of delinquency somewhere down the road. no kid reacts that fast without knowing what theyre doing

papertowns-paperpeople:

foodlovingmermaid:

mysticfeather:

oceanaroll:

charleneeeeeee:

29knutstoasickle:

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

Emma’s reaction though 

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

i love how dan doesn’t even think or blame emma he just put’s it back and it never even happened

we should’ve known dan would lead a life of delinquency somewhere down the road. no kid reacts that fast without knowing what theyre doing

yoo-neek:

Intimacy
[from a guy’s perspective]
Sure we don’t get to physically see one another often, but her voice compensates for the loss. Although we’re not physically in contact, it’s almost as if her voice becomes tangible, it’s soft and strangely addicting to the ear.
Every night, I’m slothing around my room just talking to her over the phone. Sometimes I’ll lay in my bed listening to her tell me stories, and sometimes I end up on the floor— but you know, when you’re carelessly talking to someone like her, the carpet suddenly has the capability to be just as comfortable as a bed.
I get her in my bed almost every night, just being intimate— nonono, not like that. Just pillow talk. Intimacy isn’t necessarily always physical, and I think people forget that sometimes. People also forget that constantly talking isn’t necessarily communication. So when she tells me about her day, I listen because I’m interested. Her day isn’t dressed in sexy lingerie, it’s just a day like any other day, and I’m interested even when the line goes silent and she’s fast asleep. People have to share these moments, because that’s what intimacy is: sharing. 
So when she tells me a joke, and our laughter overlaps, the emotion we share is as intimate as it gets. We’re in contact, yet not in contact at all. It’s as if the coarseness of my voice, and the sweetness of hers just clash to compose some sort of harmony. Our bodies aren’t overlapping, but our laughter was intertwining us into something intimate, an entanglement between us that is too difficult unravel. I guess you can say she touched my heart with her voice. The voice equivalent to her touch.. It’s almost like I can feel it. It’s soft and strangely addicting. Nearly tangible. It’s intimacy..

yoo-neek:

Intimacy

[from a guy’s perspective]

Sure we don’t get to physically see one another often, but her voice compensates for the loss. Although we’re not physically in contact, it’s almost as if her voice becomes tangible, it’s soft and strangely addicting to the ear.

Every night, I’m slothing around my room just talking to her over the phone. Sometimes I’ll lay in my bed listening to her tell me stories, and sometimes I end up on the floor— but you know, when you’re carelessly talking to someone like her, the carpet suddenly has the capability to be just as comfortable as a bed.

I get her in my bed almost every night, just being intimate— nonono, not like that. Just pillow talk. Intimacy isn’t necessarily always physical, and I think people forget that sometimes. People also forget that constantly talking isn’t necessarily communication. So when she tells me about her day, I listen because I’m interested. Her day isn’t dressed in sexy lingerie, it’s just a day like any other day, and I’m interested even when the line goes silent and she’s fast asleep. People have to share these moments, because that’s what intimacy is: sharing. 

So when she tells me a joke, and our laughter overlaps, the emotion we share is as intimate as it gets. We’re in contact, yet not in contact at all. It’s as if the coarseness of my voice, and the sweetness of hers just clash to compose some sort of harmony. Our bodies aren’t overlapping, but our laughter was intertwining us into something intimate, an entanglement between us that is too difficult unravel. I guess you can say she touched my heart with her voice. The voice equivalent to her touch.. It’s almost like I can feel it. It’s soft and strangely addicting. Nearly tangible. It’s intimacy..

adriofthedead:

doctorscience:

kreedkafer:

adriofthedead:

stephenmerchantssideburns:

adriofthedead:

so like if you’re a girl and you post pictures of yourself holding video game shit everyone is supposed to think you’re cool and you’ll get a lot of notes or something?

that… that is how this works, right??

the perplexed look is fantastic 

thank you I’ve had a lot of practice

best girl gamer

how the fuck did you balance that ps2 so perfectly

what ps2

thegoddamazon:




The dehydration of sugar in sulfuric acid, science motherfuckers.

Mmmm, a nice steaming cup of-HOLY FUCK. 


How to summon Satan’s Cock, obviously.

thegoddamazon:

The dehydration of sugar in sulfuric acid, science motherfuckers.

Mmmm, a nice steaming cup of-HOLY FUCK. 

How to summon Satan’s Cock, obviously.

forced-laughter:

danedict-auerbatch:

sorryidontswim:

pizzaforpresident:

The Black Eyed Peas as they were meant to be heard.

Holy shit

THIS IS Y FAVORITE VDEO OMF the bowl of doughnuts wtf

WHY WHYAM I LAUGHIJNG SO HARD>[peslgknjldgd

(Source: blackwaxx)